So this is the first post of EXO Noonas, hurray!
Hi everyone, I'm Rose~

Ok, first things first: EXO's comeback! Woooo! I have so much thoughts in my head I dont even know how to start. I hope I'm doing this thing right LMAO.

So this is basically a new era for everyone in the fandom... after more than 400 days of playing the same 6 songs over and over again, they're back with new songs (a whole new album!) for us and truthfully this comeback is just so overdue, as all the edits, rumors, fanwars and jokes would prove to everyone who'd been aware of how crazy the EXO stans are during the entire wait.

SME started releasing teaser photos about two weeks before their comeback and, oh my god, the fandom went crazy, literally. Fans kept coloring the black and white photos and photoshopping the members' awkward poses onto funny situations, others are decoding the 'hidden meanings' in the teasers, people freaking out because of the supposed bloodstains; I swear, everyone just went bonkers. 

yes that's them ♥

It was so crazy that other fandoms even said that "EXO fans are overreacting", to which EXO stans replied with the appropriate "pls shut up and go fuck a cactus" memes. Admittedly, I was one of those who replied that way, because let's be honest, other fandoms may have waited for longer, but we went through a lot more worse situations: fandom politics, racial issues, internal fandom conflicts, thousands of shit rumors, false information and even our own troll fans with nothing to keep us going except fantaken pictures of EXO going in and out of SME. 

So imagine the disbelief that after everything we've been through, EXO's finally coming back! I can still cry tears of joy... everyone was so sure they wouldn't comeback but here they are, already jumping on stages and howling together i just ;-; /sobs

Anyway, the MV teasers were just awesome i cant even, omfg seriously i was gaping like a fish and i was shaking so bad I couldn't even think properly at that time. First was the teaser where they were just crawling on the floor and growling at each other with red eyes and glowing tattoos, looking fierce and hot-- after watching it at first I was seriously speechless.. despite all the leaks and clues it still wasn't what I expected (because honestly idk what to expect when it comes to EXO). Anyway people kept laughing at it because they did look silly, crawling around rubbing their bodies against each other while growling and making kissey faces... even EXO themselves were caught laughing at some parts of it (they also admitted they were laughing) but what's sad is that some people were actually judging EXO and was saying that they'd be a flop... Well, did it hurt when their comeback proved to be a slap on your faces, haters? 

they look so good *sob*

Next was the highlight medley teaser which was basically a sneak peek at all the songs in the album and seRIOUSLY YOU'LL HEAR KRIS SING IN 3.6.5 i just asjdahlfjkahjkfhskdga whenever I hear it-- dang it's awesome. I can't wait for my album T_T Every song sounds so good too, even though it's of somewhat a different genre from their previous songs but frICK EARGASM i just cant.. hngnkfajlksfsjahsf 

The last video teaser is a sneak peek on what may be the drama version of the music video, since it has acting scenes with fistfights, a chase sequence, people jumping from buildings, motorcycle boys, kissing scenes, love triangles between luhan, the lead girl and kai (and kyungsoo) plus a hot angsty kris who looked like he was smelling someone's red boxers. So all in all it's what everyone's waiting for to come because seriously, SEHUN GOT PUNCHED THERE IN THE FACE. It's what every EXO stan was waiting for, for the royal maknae to get what he deserves. mUHAhahahHAHA kidding (a bit). But seriously. You can almost guess the plot and how it will happen, but just like what i said before, you can never be too sure when it comes to EXO and SME. It's like thinking that a dog could only bark but suddenly it comes to you, purring... *sigh* do i sound like a jaded fan? because i am LOL  Trust and Kpop don't mix together at all. (ahem Please Don't ahem One Shot ahem scuse me)

just.. ugh. just look at him, he's basically eye fucking you hnnngggg

SO ANYWAYS IMAGINE THE CHAOS WHEN THE MV ITSELF WAS RELEASED LAST THURSDAY (05.30).

I was online on twitter that time to stay updated for links and everything and then when it was released, there was this moment of silence and you can actually hear everyone gasping for breath.. and then suddenly everyone was tweeting about it, it was crazy. My tlist went so fast and everyone was just .. god it was intense. 

Personally I was shaking like mad and tears were streaming down my face, I was wailing and clutching at myself to not fall apart... I'm just so proud of them, they really did a good job with the music video and the song.. Even though it was kinda-- no, really weird and just bizarre, I loved it ever since the demo leak since I know it was something they poured their precious devil hearts on to produce and I'm just so happy that they came back ;A; I'm not even coherent right now.
There are honestly so many praise-worthy things with the Wolf MVs. 

First, there's the language switch. The Korean members sang in Chinese and the Chinese ones sang in Korean! When Chanyeol came out of that wolf/tree/thing formation and started rapping in Chinese my eyes literally went wide because "Is.. is that Chanyeol? Rapping.. in Chinese?!" And then Sehun.. ugh he just killed it, man.
How is that not 대박, really.. They rapped and sang so fucking good it was jawdroppingly hot. Plus the growling, clawing, angry faces part.. can they just, um, idk, be like that in my bed? Please?

alfhaksjfasljasjghskjd *licks*

Then there's the wolf to human transformations. HNNNNG it looked so believable, and obviously the shift was well thought of, because they made it seem like Suho and Chen were coming out of a cave (formed by the other group members)  and I was just;; I watched it twice again just to see it happen;; I swear even looking at the gif again makes me tear up at it's coolness; just look his swag when he got up. He's like, "Huh. Das ryt bitchaz. I ain't no gramps no more."

credits to it's maker

The dance was just plain awesome, and their clothes and styling... ughhhnggg only EXO could pull those weird outfits but still look like hot shits. Can they just not?? They look like they're hot gay aerobics teachers by day and wild horny werewolves at night *u*

kudos to punkyspider oppar for their awesome styling

There's are more I could say but I've rambled on already and I still have this bone to pick with the song.. 

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT "AH SARANGHEYO~!" PART?? It was so squeaky high that I cringed when I heard it at first (let's be honest guys, everyone did) and I just kind of LOLed at it.. the demo version's "ahh sarangheyo~" part was better in my opinion., but I guess with the addition of dubstep and harmonizing and everything, the high pitched part fit in well. IDK that's totally my own opinion though, because the song grew on me! I've been replaying it so much I've started to like it (I'm even singing along now, ;-;)

Anyway, that's basically most of my feels for now~ I have lots more but I'm just so pooped today because all the updates are coming in so fast and everything is just chaos right now, i dont even know why I'm feeling so exhausted when all I did was sit, eat and wait nervously infront of my computer so I'm heading off to bed, it's already 4am anyways.

So that's it for my first blog post, yey. I apologize if it's a tl:dr  U_U 


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gif not ours